| Phil
Power Takes Russia + Bonus Movie |
Due to his post-Soviet
Union carney roots and taste for corruption, Phil Power decided
to jet set over to Mother Russia to kick start
his new magazine business venture - "Chess and Chests".
Chess and Chests will breakdown the doors of Russia faster than
a coked up
Stalin. This magazine will define the new hip, urban Russian male
who lusts after competitive chess and smoking-hot post war babes.
Chess and Chests will offer the perkiest, roundest, realest breasts
that Soviet Shorties from downtown Moscow to the wastelands of
Chernobyl have to offer while at the same time cover the behind
the scenes
stories and Page 6 gossip of Russia's most seasoned chess veterans
and upcoming super star talents.
The first issue to hit news stands
shortly will feature an exclusive interview from Deep Blue and
his thoughts about magnets, iPods and playing against human beings,
plus the topless women of St. Petersburg Community College. Click
on the pics below to see Phil Power checkmate his new bear friend,
expose the Kremlin as a mouseless version of the magic castle and
attempt to raise Lenin from his grave. |
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