OBJECTIVE
Purchase a Navigator, grab some Ho's and move to the Jersey Shore - be a Baller
(See Big Pimpin' video for reference)

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
GNC, Sales Clerk ,Los Angeles, CA (February 2000 -Present)
Introduced Androstenedione to Major League Baseball
Handle business development and maintain relationships with celebrities
Sales Clerk of the Month March, 2001

Cage Cleaner, Neverland Ranch Ventura County, CA (November 1999 January 2000)
Responsible for disposing of Bubbles feces and dander
Guiding children through ranch and away from the media

den.net Treasurer, Los Angeles, CA (May 1999- October 1999)
Handle company finances, company retreats and house party budgets
Operated DEN promotional booth on Vans Warped Tour
Prioritized and launched cost saving initiatives

Major Motion Picture, Bride of Chucky, Los Angeles, CA (May 1997 - January 1998)
Stunt Double for Chucky in all Toy Store Scenes and Marriage Ceremony
Bride of Chucky recently released on DVD amongst rave reviews

24 Hour Fitness- Aerobic Instructor, Los Angeles, CA (June 1996-August 1996)
Power Spin Class rated #1 by club members
Always brought a towel to the gym
Over 2/3 of Class Attendees purchased marked up Power Drinks after session
Coordinated direct marketing campaign

EDUCATION
UCLA Extension
Certified in Kidney Transplants

Julliard
Major: Progressive 2-Step/Minor: Super Bowl Half-time Shows

SKILLS
Full knowledge of all Mac/PC Operating systems
Excellent organizational skills
Relate well with small children

INTERESTS
Blowing glass, sending chain emails, body surfing, reading Too $hort song lyrics, Magic-The Gathering

REFERENCES
details available upon request
Gizmo
Seth Green