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Phil is missing!!!!
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Our beloved puppet, Phil Power, has gone
missing! It all started when our dear Phil ran off to Russia
to see Moby concerts, secure a mail order bride and imprison
circus bears.
After violating the Mariinsky Theater's filming policy, strange white men started
to follow our Phil everywhere. When phil rang us from the Drago's Kids First
Boxing for Blood Community Center, we could tell Phil was afraid for his life
and he only wished to be safely home eating black market super sized freedom
fries
and dolphin stir fry pitas while watching Rumsfeld dig his grave on national
television.
(Read on, or click here to view Phil's last photo journal from Russia) |
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| After impressing the local russian mob boss by
naming every Anna Kournikova tournament victory by memory,
phil received passage into Europe where we fed-ex his way to
LA. |
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| The home coming didn't last
long. In his last 2-way, Phil spoke of being befriended by
a cross gender pseudo
celebrity during the ESPY Awards Ceremonies. I've attached
the last photo taken of phil that we have on record. These
guys look like they might be heading off to barbeque at David
Duke's summer retreat. |
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