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| Enron Sends Power
to the Winter Olympic Games in Sake Lake City Houston – We are pleased to announce today that the Phil Power “Road to the Rings” Winter Olympic march was a huge success. Enron believes that the Olympic Games is the one event that allows the world to see so much patriotism, tolerance, selfless sacrifice, individual excellence and plain old virtue. Since the Enron executive board emulates these same values, we salute the Winter Olympians for being so much like us. The Enron brand exemplifies “best in class”. It’s an experience that portrays us as confidante, advisor and father, the world over. Choosing a spokesperson to represent us was a difficult choice. Due to the fact that most of our current 401K portfolio holders were out looking for new jobs, we instead turned to an outside man - Phil Power - to spread the good word that Enron is back. With more Power than before, Phil and his friends, Abominable Snowman and Mary Kate Ashley, provided us with a fantastic bridge to these historic games. I can go as far as saying that this program far exceed our expectations and will be placed along side JEDI and CHEWCO as our companies greatest successes. Our interoffice voting system exhibited a strong connection between our 5 employees and Mr. Powers. An anonymous vote and a recent cash settlement with the Houston Astros guarantees that Phil will be out in Athens 2004 (with the assistance of the Arthur Andersen FedEx shipping number) spreading the power of love. Please check out the Enron Olympic moments by clicking the link below. If I were you, I wouldn’t pass it up for all the money in Jeff Skilling’s checking account. Enjoy and God Bless, Stephen Cooper |
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